learned

1. it was not a smart idea to ride my bike to work this morning. well maybe if i wanted to sit in a pool of my own sweat once i arrived to the office. it was a bloody mess. i mean while riding. it was fine. a nice breeze. not too much pain in my thighs. tried to find the best possible route. this included using crosswalks. trying not to hit pedestrians. and going up the least amount of hills. which was the tricky part. i also will not wear a dark. silky top. that of course shows my perspiration. when i locked my bike up on the bike rack. i felt dizzy. and parched. glorious. just makes me even more ready for a new day of work.
   
2. the fad of white sneakers. and white socks. on grown men. will never go away. unfortunate.
   
3. you cant stop the bitches from wearin' the flip flops. and from being too loud when walking amongst the cubicals. pick up your feet.
   
4. you can never have enough cups at your desk.
5. i have a hard time being amongst the suburbanites. especially at a grand opening of a new decor store. i mean i was under dressed by wearing flip flops. (again. you cant keep the bitches from wearing them.) you would think it was the unavailing of the fountain of youth.
   
6. if i stop being lazy. i just may be able to create my book of bad (or awesome) bumper stickers. and license plates. see exhibit a.