Friday, February 13, 2009

bev

i forgot about her. sitting in my apartment all alone. and i did not give her water. since last tuesday. when i departed my dwelling. due to my negligence. bev shriveled up. and is dead. and is making my apartment smell. i think this parting although with such sweet sorrows (literally). is a good one. my nose did not like her sweet smell. i am sensitive to fragrances. please note. if you were going to send me flowers. say tomorrow. or on my next birthday. i do not like potent flowers. please take a moment and remember all the good that bev brought to my life. i will stick with fake flowers. or outdoor plants.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

*****observing moments of silence****

emmy-ray said...

R.I.P Bev.

Anonymous said...

flower killer