land lady

with the new apartment. also came a new landlord. or land couple. judy and ron. i only have seen. spoke. to judy. ron is only a voice on the answering machine outgoing message. and judy refers to him when giving me rules. these include. no overnight guests for a long period of time. no burning candles. no pets. i felt like i was moving back into the college dorms. but i can use my gas stove. and my foreman grill so not the same. i should mention judy and ron are like my third set of grandparents. just looking out for us. right.

judy likes to call me at work. and leave voicemessages. the most recent was referencing the broken mail box. "hi this is judy. ron and i were at the apartments on monday and noticed you do not have your mailbox shut. we require that you keep that shut. you never know who will be coming through the lobby. and might steal your mail. i noticed one of the other girls had hers open too. but i think she has someone living with her thats not on the lease. so if you can please make sure you close and lock your mailbox. thanks."

i called the judster back. let her know the lock is broken. that is why it is not shut. and i think the same goes for the other gal. who does have a live-in boyfriend. but i am not going to snitch. because i sneak dogs into my apartment. and the current pup i am watching this weekend. he likes to bark.

yesterday afternoon. judy called. a girl is moving across the hall. she is worried about getting her sofa in. when would i be home? she might want to open my door to help make it fit. can she give this girl my cell phone number? i said fine. but really. if i am home. i am home. if i am not. most likely i am not going to rush home to unlock my door so they can move her sofa easier. oh judy.

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