emmys

two things. after watching the emmys for about 3 hours. and waiting for it to actually be worth my time. i have the following to say to those attending. and accepting awards.

1. do not wear low cut dresses after the age of 35. men may not agree. but who wants to see saggy tits. (yes i used the 't' word). i certainly could have lived without watching oprahs' jugs jiggly up in down in her dress. granted her dress was not that low cut. but it was still more revealing than i would care for. there were many other older women (writers and such). who appeared on stage with these gorgeous dresses. showing too much cleave. with little makeup. and normal hair. it just urkes me. it seemed to be the theme of the evening. show the people some boobs. and that makes you pretty.

2. who was styling these people. for example kathy griffin. follow the rule. take off one accessory before you leave the house. well she needed to take off more than one. she had a sash. necklace. big earrings. fake. stringy extensions. that swallowed her face. and then jennifer love hewitt. if only should would have stayed just 'love' from kids incoporated forever. i would still like her. but she also needed to tone down her look. ratty hair. a big necklace. and her dress had a lot going on. focus. i didnt know where to focus.

good job to 30 rock. i guess i need to try to get into that show. seems everyone else has. but then i dont know if i have room for another show. kind of like friends. (i kid. but not accepting applications).